I wanted to let those of you who don't know my husband see the other side of him... he can be very entertaining!
On Saturday when we took Tanner to the doctor in Flag we went to Sizzler to eat lunch. My little sister Ashley works there, and was actually supposed to be working then but had traded with someone. We happened to have the waiter she traded with!
This was a texting conversation going on between Beau and Ashley:
Beau: Just gave r waiter a huge tip! coudda been yers! Please don't cry. ;-(
Ash: Learn how to spell!
Beau: You just don't know cell phone lingo! thats how the cool people text...NER!
Ash: Whatev. Bad grammer and spelling is LAME.
Beau: No way I just had three chicks and one guy just hit on me cuz my spelling is awesome!
Ash: Liar.
I told Ash I was sorry for my husband and their was no way to explain his behavior.
Ash: Its ok...*sigh*
Part II
On Monday it was back to Flag for me, Hayden, and Tanner again. Beau had the day off so he stayed home with Mason.
Beau always teases me that I need to get a job so he can stay home and play with Mason all day.
A little after 8:30, which is when Mickey's Clubhouse comes on on Disney, I start getting text messages from Beau:
Beau: Me and Mason just said O TOODLES!
Me: You better not get too comfy at home! Thats MY JOB!
Beau: we r trading GET A JOB!
Me: I have one! And its not up for grabs!
Beau: Hot dog hot dog hot diggety dog!
Me: I think Mason misses me!
Beau: No not really? YEA DADDY!
Needless to say when I got home Mason was kinda grouchy at me and only wanted his daddy. and he kept saying "YEA DADDY!" and that he wanted me to get a job and daddy stay home.
I have no idea why though!
He has also written Kourtney a few stories from the phone...something about a poor boy who had been gone all week and just wanted to go home but his evil sister in law was making him and his family come to visit her...help him please!
I could go on and on about the inner dork of my husband that only a few are lucky enough to know...
5 comments:
Ha ha!! That is so funny! I was laughing so hard at the whole 2 girls and 1 guy just hit on me line. Awesome.
Beau is such a nerd, I think you should tell the Mrs. Nesbitt story next!!!
That's funny!! I've got one of those crazy hubbys at my house too! ☺
oh goodness. people really DON'T know the real beau until their sister marries him... sometimes i wonder how people think he's normal... haha jk.
And I always thought he was so quiet! Ha! He's hilarious! Ha...oh yea...I think you should let him have your job for 1 week...he would be ready to go back to work! : )
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